Alpha Dog

You found all the special weapons, 'cause you is special too.

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You died, probably horribly, but you made it to the top position and became the ALPHA DOG.

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You are a master of axes and trick shots!

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Black hole gun, Won't you come, And wash away the blood...

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You blew five cur to smithereens with one grenade!

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I hope you wanted to find this, 'cause you can't throw it away, it'll just come back...

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You shoved a rocket up the... umm... y'know... of a boss

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Your really love that flamethrower, don't you? Who doesn't!!!

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Who knew that life could be bought? Doesn't come cheap though...

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You've successfully collected enough hardware to start a war by finding all the weapons in the game.

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Yeah, you get an achievement for passing level 1... everyone's gotta start somewhere, right?

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Level 20? Are you serious? Did you cheat or are you just one BAD mutha?

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NOW we're talkin'! Level 5, baby! That was a bit more of a challenge, eh?

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You have killed 500 convicts on your quest to become the Alpha Dog...

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You found another pistol! Now it's TWICE as crap!

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The Alpha Dog dungeon hides many secrets... can you find them?

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Wow, you really are a mean old dog!

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I bet you didn't clear every room to get here... ;)

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Well look at you! Just burstin' with vitality!

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Woohoo! You're rich! You saved 99 cash in one game...

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You showed the Cur who's the boss and killed 100 of them.

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Now you're killin'! 500 Cur are dead at your hands.

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You rally are Top Dog around here, killing over 5000 Cur!

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You are a masochist and a show off, aren't you?

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With money and luck you found 200 points worth of healing goodness!

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You've played at least one game with each palette because you can.

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NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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You might not be a vet, but you know how to put cur down...

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You made cur shish kebab and spiked three at once with the crossbow!

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You're fast, you're furious, but you're no Dwayne Johnson...

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This bad-ass axe for the ages just wants to kill and kill and kill...

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You might not look like a fairy, but by god you act like one!

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Woohoo! You're skint! You spent 99 cash in one game...

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What the hell? A magic wand? Really? In a game like this? Really?

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