Alien Video Game Scientist

You found everything - or at least half of everything.

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You found everything - or at least the OTHER half of everything.

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At least the collectables are all real, even if the walls are not

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If I knew any Spinal Tap references I would put them here

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Is there extra credit if you finish level 12 in exactly 12 seconds?

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A level so nice you'll play it twice (after a fashion) - lucky you!

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Yes, this really is the same Level as #13. I would never lie to you. Force you to play the same level twice? Yes. Lie, no!

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Can we talk for a moment about how unfair this level is? Those aliens are awful game designers if they think anybody wants to play a level like that!

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I'm tired of mazes, too. How about I make this achievement super easy as a token of my contrition.

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I feel like this might be some kind of alien self-portrait?

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I feel like the aliens didn't really test these levels very well - there are lots of shortcuts that they couldn't have intended.

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Because taking any longer might be inappropriate

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I think these blue things must be important

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I bet it's possible to do it in 30 seconds if you are millisecond-perfect but you won't get any achievements for that, just the satisfaction of a job well done

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Did that puzzle hurt your brain, or are you so smart you didn't even realize it was meant to be a puzzle?

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with only 4 collectibles that should have been easy to 100% quickly even if you aren't a hoopy frood

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I was going to give you more time, but I figured it would be good for your moral character if you had a real challenge once in a while

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Why not just 60 seconds? Because I knew you couldn't do it. That's a challenge, in case you couldn't figure it out

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No collectibles required. But if you are really good you could 100% that fast, too

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Because why should everything be measured in seconds?

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If you are VERY good at math(s) you could calculate how many seconds that is

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Will the complex math problems ever end? But, now you could legitimately argue this game IS educational, should that be useful to your stage of life

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Another hard math problem brought to you by Aliens

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Wait, am I only getting achievements when I collect all the blue things on a level??

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On second thought, I like seconds better than minutes.

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My record is 62 seconds. So this one might actually be kind of hard.

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For... Reasons, you couldn't do it much slower, actually (no spoilers).

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Wait, I thought we were done? Are we still playing out of habit, or is there really more to do after WINNING THE GAME?

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I beat tihs game and all I got was this stupid extra level to play

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I'm sorry, I've run out of clever.

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ibid. Yes, this game "teaches" you latin.

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These golden disk levels are total next gen, eh?

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Wait, wait, are you saying we didn't win it earlier?

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That was confusing. Maybe I should do some light reading...

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Sometimes it's better to do it faster

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Really?? Why do you care if I shave every millisecond off my time? Is that really necessary? Even for Science?

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Luckily for you, that means collecting all the blue things, not the red things.

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You'll have to be strategic to get this one, but at least you can see where everything is.

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I know you'll need extra time to solve that math problem, so don't worry how long it takes, just find all the collectables, will you??

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What? Didn't you realize this was really a maze game? What kind of Video Game Scientist are you if you couldn't figure that out!

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I tried to warn you that this was a bad idea.

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Every great game starts with a single level. Wait, this game is great, right?

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Good Job! That was a hard one. But, did you learn anything?

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