By: Trash Games
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The ultimate honest cash grab. No gameplay, no buggy levels, just a pristine spinning diamond and a leaderboard to flex your wealth. Why play broken games filled with microtransactions when you can cut out the middleman and just win at spending money? Pure status. Zero utility.
Linux · Apr 1, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Early access · IGDB
PC (Microsoft Windows) · Apr 1, 2026
Worldwide · Exact date · Early access · IGDB
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11 achievements available.

Not content with mere pocket change, you've consolidated your assets into a respectable digital reserve. Your portfolio is growing.
LockedSteam

You are no longer merely spending—you are dominating the digital economy. Your willingness to purchase unnecessary prestige is second to none.
LockedSteam

Your wealth is no longer a hidden secret; it is a visible, undeniable force. You have firmly established yourself among the upper echelon of unnecessary spenders.
LockedSteam

Caution has faded into consolidation. Its not a fortune yet, but your digital portfolio officially has its first line item.
LockedSteam

While others pinch pennies, you dispense them freely. You have begun your reign of lavish digital spending.
LockedSteam

You have risen from the ranks of the small-time spenders. True wealth is not measured by necessity, but by frivolous, intentional spending.
LockedSteam

You've officially spent more on this single, ridiculous game than the per capita GDP of ancient Egypt. Seriously, check your balance. Your Pharaoh would be proud (and audited).
LockedSteam

Spent $100 in the in-game shop. An entire year of carefully saved allowance, gone in a single click. The devs salute your terrible financial decisions.
LockedSteam

Hidden until unlockedSteam

The smallest possible purchase. Its less about the spending, and more about getting your digital foot in the door.
LockedSteam

Not even the off-hours can hold back your spending. You make significant, impulsive transactions like a true magnate with time to kill
LockedSteam
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